The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump. No wonder they don’t believe in evolution. —Andy Borowitz

This. It’s impossible to overstate how heroic this man was. His quick-thinking and courage in the face of an angry mob single-handedly saved Senator’s lives.

KAPALUA, Hawaii (AP) — PGA of America votes to move 2022 PGA Championship event away from Trump National Golf Club after Capitol insurrection.

You tried to overthrow an election, might wanna sit this one out.

This needs to be done in every Capitol nationwide in light of the FBIs new warnings about planned protests.

Nazis invaded the Senate 2 weeks ago wearing clothes celebrating Hitler’s murder of 6 million Jews. Today we have the 1st Jewish Majority Leader of the United States Senate. Chuck Schumer is a descendant of victims of the Holocaust.

Joe Biden has rescinded the Muslim ban and rejoined the Paris Climate Accord. These two things alone make this the best day for America in nearly half a decade.

#COVID-19HealthPolitics & Law #Florida #SurgeonGeneral is blocked from taking questions about the COVID crisis; lawmaker calls it a ‘sham’ #DeathSantis #GOPComplicitTraitors #GOPDomesticTerrorists #GOPHypocrisy floridaphoenix.com/2021/01/27/fl-…

NEW: Army issues Distinguished Public Service Award to US Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman, who lured insurrectionists away from US Senate on Jan 6

#GoToHellMitch is the #2 trending topic on twitter — let’s make sure he gets the message and send it to #1 🏴‍☠️

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but in some ways today's vote is even more shameful, more disgraceful, and more appalling than either of the Senate impeachment trial acquittals.

Granddaughter just had a follow up ultrasound on her neck. She had blood clots due to COVID. She was 9 months old. Blood clots. She also had to have 2 shots a day of blood thinner for 2 months. Save our babies. GET VACCINATED

Will anybody please, please, stop the madness? I don’t give a damn about the politics. I don’t want children to get sick. Please, please.

Can’t help but notice how many people who complained about not understanding their kid’s math homework turned into infectious disease experts and military strategists over the last year and a half.

BREAKING: President Biden has bypassed Governor DeathSantis to provide $420,957 in federal funding to a school district that has been penalized financially by Florida Republicans for implementing mask mandates. RT IF YOU SUPPORT BIDEN'S POWER MOVE!

I’m a tiny bit better today. Not coughing quite as much. Still a long way to go. I’ll never give up. Day 12 in hospital. Argh. Wear a mask and get the Vaxx. Save your life. 💖💝

Olajuwon has too many expectations for someone who isn’t offering anything. Not even his weenie. #MarriedAtFirstSight #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSightBoston

Maybe we should put Ron DeSantis on a chartered plane to a far off island. Taking ideas.