we’re actually finished most of us 18-25 year olds run off elf bars, moretti and chicken n rice. Long day.

Try a fuckin 5 til 8

Don’t ever be scared to cancel plans with me….. I’ll lay back down so fast! 😮‍💨

cant remember the last time I wasnt absolutely shattered all the fuckin time

One of the lads has been sending his scrans into the group chat for the last few weeks and they’ve reached a point where they’re too good not to share (I can promise you all of these were eaten and none of them are a piss take) ⬇️Thread:

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

Nah

What do people think?

Benefit payments going up, pensions going up, low income households getting payments, unemployed getting payments but if you work full time you get no help and pay more in tax and national insurance to fund all of the above. What’s the point in working 😂🫣

Fuck the queens jubilee this bank holiday is for Johnny Depp

40 pence in Egypt

Bloody typical, I just found this 250 million year old pink Himalayan sea-salt at the back of the pantry and it expired in 2019!

Good used jeans

Not like anyones going to kill her is it mate

Barber hit the crack pipe and went right back to cutting 😳

Couple gets in an intense argument at a bowling alley, she then hits her man in the head with a bowling ball, then bowls a strike 🎳