Join myself, my Austin Powers chest hair and my girlfriend in what critics are calling “THE GREATEST LOVE SONG/VIDEO EVER MADE....EVER!” youtu.be/AFpZoZdYNtk

Did you catch the BOSS KELOID and #Tuskar run last week? We caught up with Alex, Ste, Tyler and Metal Joe to find out whose favourite tour food was crisps - full link at: youtube.com/watch?v=u61KGj… Hold Tight | @echelon_talent | Ripple Music | @ChurchRoadReco1 #DiariesofDoom

If Doug Stanhope was a sex offender

Stealth was fun, sophies face was hilarious

Got my tits out on loggers leap

Playing eye spy in the queue for Saw

Basingstoke people I'm coming to see you, me and Sons Of Icarus will meet you at the Sanctuary

It's Jades birthday so we are playing at The Sanctuary in Basingstoke, come along and I'll make sure it's worth your while

Rumble...

Hey Rats we're back! We're playing at the Good Intent Beer Festival this Saturday come GET WASTED WITH NAKED ACES! facebook.com/groups/1600026…

We're playing with SUBSET on the 24th lets GET WASTED!seetickets.com…/subset-dye-…/the-star-inn/940281

Album artwork, with thanks to the talanted and sexy Dominic Sohor #album #albumcover #comingsoon #artwork #nofilter

We're playing at The Star in Guildford tonight, it's FREE ENTRY and doors open at 7pm. Come down and Get Wasted!

Retuning back to the HQ

Rocking The Star on the 4th March with Nine Miles South and HammerJacK be there unless you're lame facebook.com/events/7759833…

We're gonna be selling t-shirts at our gig at the Star in Guildford Saturday night so bring along a little extra pocket money!

Holy Shit! We are actually in the studio. Ready yourself for an epic ep!

To get you ready for our gig at the Boiler room Guildford on the 28th April here's some footage from our last gig. youtu.be/6Edwpoj2W9g

Friday the 23rd March we're returning to the Star in Guildford for a night of heavy music and heavier drinking! Be there