As a single parent living hours from my family support network, you know what I did when I was ill? I fucking got up and took care of my kids. That’s what being a parent is about.

Dominic Cummings has now admitted repeatedly breaking the lockdown rules. Of course, he thinks he has an excuse - that those rules didn’t really apply to him - but we absolutely do not agree. Please RT if you don’t either.

So he wasn’t sick when he drove up to Durham. In that case, my question to Dominic Cummings would have been quite simple: “Are you incapable of looking after your own child?”

'why did you shit yourself in the middle of Aldi?' *Sad face* That's a very reasonable question and I understand the anger from people who read in the media that I shat myself in Aldi but I acted reasonably as I needed a shit at the time, & I don't believe an apology is necessary

The Apple Juice analogy from a guy who gets it.

He does what?!

My 11 yo: Mummy, your glasses look funky. In a good way. Me: "Funky in a good way"? What other way is there? 11 yo: You don't want to know.

Dog realises he has been caught using human as pillow.

Linus doesn't think Ginty should be laughing at him getting his back half trapped in the IKEA laundry basket (again).

One of best things for me about #MarRef is knowing that everyone I know who is entitled to vote is voting YES. You're all wonderful people.

YES!

The kids have demonstrated their #Eurovision preferences via the medium of cake.

Girl thinks Dog could be in her band because he looks so super-cool wearing sunglasses. Dog does not agree.

I just found that Prime has the first few episodes of Halt and Catch Fire 2! Hello, lovely new series!

Horrified by the behaviour of a parent at the kids' competition. Since when is it acceptable to tell a 10 yo he's a disgusting cheat?

Bloody well done, USA. #LoveWins

This review of Thomas the Tank slashfic is the best thing ever written about the worst thing ever written.toplessrobot.com/2012/03/fan_fi…

I don't understand why the NHS has to be "reformed" simply because Michael Gove and Sarah Vine are a pair of fucking imbeciles.

Thorin Oakenshield: Will you follow me one last time? 6 year old daughter: Don't do it! He's GORN MAAAAD!