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When you drink your MedLemon a bit too early and burn your tongue #ouch

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DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Kal-El, Superman. To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at dcfandome.com #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome

Bring the ultimate bounty home! RT with #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X & S. No purchase necessary, ends 8pm 5/11/23. Open only to Xbox supported regions. Must be 18+ to enter. Official rules: xbx.lv/3ZzqWJf

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NEVER underestimate a woman's ability to make you feel guilty for her mistake.

All men do is play video games and be faithful.

Girl walks across the room Me: "she looks tall from the back" @noormoosa24: " 😖 " #Don'tQuestionMyLogic

"It doesn't have to make sense to make sense.." - Ted Mosby

"There's a storm coming Harry.. Just like last time.." 👀