Wednesday once again didn’t clean up the mess from her guillotine so I have no choice but to punish her. Up on the fridge she goes

Not a lot, but there is a stain the carpet now. Although, it does look quite nice. But that’s besides the point. There is still blood and doll heads everywhere

Considering how she ran away from home last time we took Homer away I think a different punishment is in order. Perhaps we take her guillotine away for a week instead

I love my husband

Should I write another book?

I’m going to write a story about hansel and gretel where they go to jail for hurting that poor old witch

“I can make him better.” “I can make him worse.” I can make him into a desperate mess with just two words

Perfect profession for Cousin It

Whoever chose marriage counselor is getting fed to Cleopatra

Good. We wouldn’t want a repeat of what happened last time we tried to get Cousin Itt to be a marriage counselor. I hate it when we fight

Just remembering it makes my stomach sick, and not in a fun way. Promise we’ll never fight again mon cher

For Wednesday’s homework on the government she wrote “it sucks”. Very concise and passionate, I’m proud of her

“My husband doesn’t throw himself at me and worship the ground I walk on.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Such a busy day setting out bear traps around the cemetery. It’ll be such a nice surprise for Gomez when we go on our nightly walk

Our neighbors are so nice! They said our house was the scariest on the block

Found the most amazing youtube video

Happy Halloween 🎃🖤

Halloween may be over but