Anon what's the ideal form factor for a toilet cleaning robot? wrong answers only pls

anyone want to see a dead body?

Oh does he have hidden retard strength?

Gd. Googles going to win in phones now too aren't they?

so apparently our corporate spyware produced its own Spotify wrapped about all the yapping done in meetings this year. The ladies love it

the better solution in SF is flannel lined jeans. The flannel lining is impenetrable to wind, which is the big sf winter problem. Offices and homes tend to be poorly insulated / heated so you can be dressed a bit warmer than usual inside. major winter upgrade.

“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I stay the same age, they stay the same age.”

the correct thing to defend them from is themselves

when did Niles Crane take over Poland?

major blackpill for the future of CO right here. I think we need to tap @goth as Secretary of CogSec for CO if we're going to keep the state functional

Hoes when they see dat ring

Cod: ah you did all the dishes I was thinking about helping you Codwife: Oh that's so sweet of you Cod: I got credit for that? Codwife: yes :) ... They let you do it when you're this handsome

Richard Hananias Long Suffering Wife Groyper

Patrickc discovers TPOT and the postrat enlightenment

not to harp on this, but i've become aware that i don't feel that ilhan omar is an american in the way that i'm an american, and i don't believe she wants to be. her civic heart clearly lies overseas. in a legal sense, sure, she's a citizen. but it's shared sentiment, not

Ngl lot of bangers on the timeline today

Kate Deyneka Nice