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Spoiled baby gets a potato chip

I clocked out of work, looked out the window, saw it was dark, and felt all of the serotonin leave my body. Thanks daylight savings.

Alright America, make good choices.

How much you want to bet Baby Elon disables community notes by the end of the day?

And awaaaaaaay we go.

I wonder which Radical Leftist I'm gonna end up in an internment camp with. I hope it's not Dick Cheney.

There are dark days ahead. But the leopards, Oh, how they'll feast...

Haven't felt much cheer this season, but getting one of the Mark Z. Danielewski holiday cards is definitely a bright spot.

Times Square really needs an ad blocker.

This is the Mondayest Thursday in the history of Thursdays.

Somebody invent time travel and show this headline to voters in 2016.

Sorry boss, can't work today. Kitties.

I feel like a horse would at least know how many legs a horse has.

Yeah. It's become hard, very hard. But there are a few things you can at least follow: - Don't trust random social media accounts - Don't trust AI chatbots - Learn reverse image search - Train your eyes on generative AI - Learn content verification - Don't trust viral posts