According to my calculations, anyone who doesn't powerwalk in NYC has a disability.

Daily Bang Report: Seeing red...and we're scared.

Trying to grow out but @lgumport won't allow it.

Daily Bang Report: bangs down. 10% chance of rain. Safe for now.

We just don't do rain

Sir, can you turn the AC up cuz My Bangs are frizzing

Sir My Bangs are their own thermometer. The AC isn't strong enough.

To every cab driver who "doesn't use their AC"... I don't like you. And I don't like the windows open. Frizz city.

Today we are feeling extra bangmotional with this humidity.

Material items make us happy. And a good blow dry.

Wind. Pure evil.

We're the best accessory.

Daily Bang Report. They're down. Special bang shot

Don't act like you know us.

Daily Bang Report: they're down, but I didn't say they're pretty.

Nobody puts bangs in a corner

Caged. Bobbypins. Crying.

So hot out. Bad news bears.

Justin Bieber's bangs are so....Ellen Degeneres.

Daily Bang Report: Bangs down but not happy. It's like 100 degrees out & there are barely any celeb baby rumors circulating the internet.