Masebo fired. Congratulations to William Harrington for speaking for the people and sticking to his guns.

Moyes = Sata

“Eric: #Zed economy among 10 strongest in Africa? What is Chikwanda using as measuring standards?”

ooh shit!!! #Mwimbu bayern munich!!!

This just happened at the traffic lights near downtown mall -->

I don't think Le boss still has what it takes to do it at elite level. Its almost a given that we'll be turned over by a big team....

The only way the Nkandla scandal will ever be examined by a court of law is if we can get Oscar to WhatsApp the report.

Oscar scared Reeva!

Dear Arsene, please stop getting us thrashed. Its not nice

May Arsenal harness the powers of Bayern Munich. Asshhhalalalalalalarapatatata mamamamamamama wooooo

It will be Moyes out at full-time

One light left on at the home of the #Bills, Ralph Wilson Stadium. This one's for you.

Thanks to Oscar Pistorius, I've bought my girlfriend a cowbell she has to wear every time she sleeps over

Thanks to Oscar Pistorius, I can't use the bathroom with the door closed... He's taken me 24 years backwards...

"Certain beers give me a terrible hangover. I've narrowed it down and I think it's the 18th beer."

Beer was once a common breakfast drink. Beer also contains fish bladder gelatin as an ingredient.