I wonder if I'm the first person to ever accidentally use their cats flea comb.. as a personal comb..

Dear Avril Lavigne Sorry, joke is still funny. Apparently 50 million people have bad taste in music. #SignedOnForTheFirstTimeInYearsToTweetU

What's going on with JARED LETO ? Am I the only one worried? Somebody needs to check on him.

My favorite American bath-time buddy 🐱 @ Astoria, Oregon instagram.com/p/BVT-5RDjfzy/

Finding out Joel Kinnaman has a girlfriend just completely ruined my day

#tbt to my days as a tampon model @tampax minhternet @ Astoria, Oregon instagram.com/p/BVYyUu0nojR/

I like drinking white wine because it's almost clear so I can just pretend like I'm drinking tap water

Customer: I'd like the special Me: Lunch or dinner? C: Lunch Me: *brings lunch special* C: Umm.. excuuuse me, I ordered the dinner special

My 8 year old nephew just told me he'd rather die than get a DUI

I knew Barack Obama loves Taylor Swift as much as I do x.com/selenasrunpop/…

Serious question. Is Tim Roth single? And does he like 29 year olds with nothing to offer?

Am I the only one that feels like the chorus from Ready For It is about masturbating? Taylor Swift #reputation #taylorswift

Hey @chrissyteigen! Just wanted to let you know I'll be in town Oct. 11th.. wanna grab some lunch?. My treat! xoxo Love ya

A woman on my Facebook told me to take sexual harassment as a compliment because I'm a 'beautiful, young lady." No, for real. Rose McGowan

Am I the only one that always confuses Dennis Quaid with Bill Paxton? Except Bill Paxton is dead. Wait, Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman?

Les américains sont les pires 💓🇳🇱 @ Wonder Ballroom instagram.com/p/BavZAHnn1vUx…

I spend a majority of my days thinking about donal logue ..So this is what it feels like to be in love.

I accidentally just pronounced France like Fronce and I've never been more embarrassed/proud of myself.

I keep waiting for ASHANTI to make a comeback. And waiting.. and waiting.. and waiting..

Where did Steve Zahn go?