Bought time this white boy caught a vibe again.

Surfaces sitting like a rock. Gonna yake at bird and Benny’s

Happy Saturday hope everyone is starting there morning off right!

It’s gay.

Bouta start bumping new Kanye on my flight to Berlin.

Emoted so hard at the gym, bc some chick asked me to work in.

How do I describe my planet fitness. You better have a lock on your locker.

Any guess to who is screaming on a Bluetooth phone call at the planet fitness?

Gotta make sure they get home safe!!

Surf sides sitting like a rock. Going to throw up in the troff.

Found myself air drumming in the gym like an absolute sigma.

Every morning you wake up, the first thing you should do is check which promos DraftKings has given you. Then immediately start scrolling. #Optimism

Waiting for exam to start. Study you ask… absolutely not. Scroll on reels and watch propaganda.

Gonna wear 2 arm sleeves shin sleeves and a head band to go run a 5 hour marathon. Definition of Elite

Are half a cake for dinner and shit myself. Yea it was a great Wednesday.

Any guess who reeks of weed at the local PF. I’ll give you three.

Having to let a log float down the river while in a zoom call, is the ultimate edge.

I’d wear a gimp suit just for one night with Ella Langley.

My Instagram teacher crush got engaged… all hope is gone now.

The women next to me on my flight seems like she wants to hear about my opinions on the immigration problem in America. 🇺🇸