First tweet in years. So, y'all nice on this platform?

If you count all the legally consumed calories - I'd have lost more weight during 2020

Costa's biceps are gigantic #ufcvegas43

#WHEREiROOT #SeattleMariners

Where's my pay out, FanDuel Sportsbook ?

Rubio/Christie. Two polar opposites in a nag fight #GOPDebate

Thanks for giving some action items today @julianjohnson #IDS16

Mind blown. Uber and Lyft are not profitable #IDS16

Did anyone speak before the word "millennial"?

Ending with the autonomous car squabble pushed this off the rails. #IDS16

Thanks for the spin #jessiethepacer

Car dealer humor is only effective on car dealers #ids2017

Love how the Google speaker, Guy Schueller follows a talk on Boycott Google #IDS17

THE ONLY SPORT. #CoorsField

The successful will be the ones who can LEARN. UNLEARN. RELEARN #Kain2017

Thanks, Speed Shift Media for breakfast! #kain2017

#kain2017 event summary: "Digital Retail" is 2018 buzzword. Event vocab marketshare: "Amazon" is up and "millennial" is down. Sell on millennial TED talks while you can!

Ahh there it is. The "M" word. We nearly went two hours without a "millennial" #IDSDenver

#IDSdenver takes aways: dealer reps do not raise their hands or fill out surveys. I guess they're only bullish in their own building.

I think this is also known as a "closet" #IDSdenver