We've raised over 20k now Clay By The Bay Pottery Studios for our struggling pottery studio & school, closed due to COVID shelter in place GoFundMe gofundme.com/manage/support… but still a long ways to go. 🙏

It's been a long time, Twitter. This is me now 😂 replaced gaming with pottery.

LOL an older man licked his lips and exclaimed "NICE body" to me as I walked past in this. I've reached new heights

I tore my ACL a week ago skiing. Fortunately not a full separation but I'm really feeling the gym withdrawal :( all my muscles are melting!

I ate a hand pie today. It was a tasty hand pie and I wore crumbs from the crust all over my face unknowingly for hours.

OMG when did "alot" become a word WTF Google?

I am headed to Paleo FX in Austin, TX. Squeeeeeee!

In other news, I am eating mostly vegan these days and there are more than 10 burger/BBQ places on the same street as the convention center😂

Uh oh...

Hi Uber there's a serious bug with my destination but nowhere in the app to send you a bug report. 😂

I made a lot of cups today. 🤗 I'm covered in claaaaay!

Ha, I should've known Uber customer service can't even read. I reported a bug about drop off and they sent me a canned msg about pickup

I can't believe I'm saying this, but T-Mobile #TMobileTuesdays has fueled two of my date nights now. lol 🙏✌️💕

CHRONO TRIGGER music is playing over the phone while I'm on hold with Shopify I am SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

For my car enthusiast friends out there, new app release ;) play.google.com/store/apps/det…

Week 2 of googly eyes on my water bottle. I've been drinking 4-5 refills a day, and it's all FRED WATER 's fault.

lol some guy thinks he can ask for a refund and refuse to return the product, then dispute it with his credit card. He's a lawyer waaat

Omg. Pls I want this so badly. lol Threadless threadless.com/designs/sushi-…

What to do on NYE in London if I don’t already have reservations for something?!?