Cruz interrupts Obama's speech, "I'm gonna violate every rule in the Constitution." Is he going senile?? #cruzyoulose

Thanks Obama for the motivating speech #americastrong #msnbc

@reliableFOXnews that's a good argument. definitely stop speaking english. or any language, for that matter.

Obama definitely not dead. Another reporting blunder by FOX

@reliableFOXnews just because he won't talk to you doesn't mean he's dead

Protection of Students Bill passed through the house, essentially giving children direct access to guns #noguns

@reliableFOXnews #foxisracist

Will Obama sign the act under pressure from the RNC and NRA? #nogunsforoursons

@teaparty4lyfe Obama is still deliberating....

"Think about the children. Do you want your kids dead?" Gov. Walker threatens Obama's children with guns

TED CRUZ CAUGHT IN A GAY SCANDAL WITH JOHN MCCAIN #breakingnews #yaygays

@reliableFOXnews cool meme!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how's 7th grade going?

"They were in the women's bathroom stall together" -Anonymous source reporting on McCain and Cruz

Eric Garcetti running for Boxer's seat in the Senate, is backed by Brown, Pelosi, "and apparently Will Ferrell" #congrats

@schooljamq i'm gonna go ahead and say none of these facts are true

Obama: for decriminalization of marijuana, but vetos the Green Bill for fears that children can access it. #ughhhhh #cmonobama

He is willing to talk and compromise to with both parties though #thereyago

"No more guns in front of our children" -Obama #AGREED #nogunsforoursons

@reliableFOXnews i've had 100 tweets since like 20 minutes ago #lame

Officially done with the simulation, but MSNBC will live on FOREVER #killedit