this applies to all her albums. you’ll be on the train and suddenly evermore is godly. or you could be cooking and red is the bible.

two beautiful asian ladies being terrorized by white bisexual men with accents

I laughed

queen charlotte was funny as hell making benedict the diamond of the season 😭 she was like lemme make this boy suffer miserably he has had too much fun whoring around

I will literally never get into sports gambling, sorry. I already want to jump off a building when my team loses and you want me to lose money on top of that? sicko

Nothing to see here

can’t stop thinking about how scary hollanov must be being on the same team together like god imagine you’re a rookie it’s the first game of the season and you’re up against ilya rozanov AND shane hollander?????????? AT THE SAME TIME?????? id quit on the spot

Another added to the collection

let's refocus on what really matters: cinematic edits of hr that should be winning awards

Hockey players getting interviewed is so funny because they’re all so… hockey “What do you do in your free time?” “Watch hockey” “If you weren’t a hockey player, what would you be?” “…Probably a hockey coach” “What is one thing that you always keep in your fridge?” “Puck.”

i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking good at blocking ilya’s shots that it makes ilya want to slaughter him would be really fucking funny. esp bc being a goalie would make shane so much Weirder

hot

may the odds be ever in your favor…

au where Shane actually was diagnosed with autism as a kid he just didn't find it important to mention and one day someone on the team is gently approaching him asking if he ever thought about him having asd and he is like "yeah im diagnosed" and everyone looks at him in shock