chicago has all of these things

billie eilish without her glasses

loooooooooooooove a summer stye

definitely did not remember this!

could go for a nice big ijbol of chilhehe

You can’t tell but I’m very excited for the extended ashland bus

can't believe kids are still going to college how embarrassing

“Is somebody gonna mash my freak??” -me asking for help making mashed potatoes

How is momtok going to survive this?

"I don't know how to follow the fucking boxes" will alllllllways get me

when the bus stops and the door is perfectly aligned with you

seth meyers is slowly transforming into princess anne

Ugh if only I spoke 7 languages and was still a huge dumb bitch

it's what joseph sniff woulda wanted

lolll I just remembered I have to work tomorrow

I have a feeling she'll do just fine...

As much as I hate any push notifications, it still kind of feels good to be wanted by the domino’s app

Tit Connor

just say latino

Omg he loves the Pitt too