Holy shit this is sick

I just described the Olympics as "sports tapas" and I stand by it.

It’s interesting being in a city Taylor Swift is playing in. She’ll drive past in a cavalcade with full police escort like a head of state. Every woman is wearing pastel sequins. Genuinely must’ve been the vibes when Jesus was alive.

What I find funny is Apple has a market cap of like $3T and yet Siri doesn’t know how to pronounce the name ‘Sian’. This is bush league!

Onlyfans models keep liking my Instagram post about my dead dad :(

Why do all ice cream trucks look like they were made in 1979? Just the filthiest diesel vehicles still in operation. This is like the ‘you don’t see baby pigeons’ thing.

Genuinely funny how you see ads on here for worthless metal brackets where you once saw ads for airlines, cars and Apple products.

I love that a weeb works at Whitechapel station and there’s no a single thing any of us can do about it

Has anyone else's For You tab on this very classy website been taken over by thirsty Oasis posts and eating disorder content? Is it punishing me for blocking all the Nazis?

Secret lives of boomers: my mum is spending the day researching who to vote-in at the top job at the National Trust in order to thwart a right wing takeover.

Guys, we are so back! It looks like The Onion has funding again, and this new election clip is better than ever.

In awe of how my wife will arrive in a new city and immediately seek out local ointments, textiles, a bolt of fine cloth etc. It's like travelling with a merchant from 16th century Antwerp

The Pret in Gatwick airport has the exact same vibe as the “milk bar” from when I was in nursery school. Chaotic yet convivial, with crumbs absolutely everywhere.