Serious question...are all Republicans pedophiles? 'Cause ew. Just...ew. sacurrent.com/news/gop-texas…

Well played, New York Times Games. Well played.

What do ducks smoke? Quack. Obviously this isn't true but just for the purpose of the joke. Please suspend your disbelief for 2 fucking seconds.

Dunno why the Cathedral City Goodwill is giving me “demonic Betty Bop” vibes

#HappyBirthday #JoanJett

Happening now.

Your homework for this Friday night: 1) Read his answers out loud. 2) Tell me he's not out of his mind.

Randy Rainbow, the gift that keeps on giving. 🌈

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John Deere got this video taken off our YouTube channel for two weeks. It took our lawyers reaching out to YouTube to get it back up. The video lays out how a handful of corporations took control of the entire agriculture industry, bankrupting farmers and screwing over America.

From "never again" to "do what you want."

Turning off replies — totally normal behavior, by the way — doesn't stop QTs. Have the day you deserve. x.com/i/status/20175…

Cringe AF. Also, tartAr, Friend of GMax. #EpsteinFiles

Another Epstein pal who quickly tried to secure his social media accounts. Totally normal behavior. 🤔

Is there a statute of limitations on child rape? Asking for a friend.