Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.

Bloody love SAM SMITH #GrahamNorton

It's funny that the media is so outraged by pupils missing school tomorrow so that teachers can strike for a fair wage... Are very happy for schools to be closed an extra day for the King's coronation.

hahahaha please look at this house rightmove.co.uk/properties/129…

You can’t spell top-of-the-table without Altrincham. Watch Altrincham FC play @wrexham_afc, TOMORROW on nationalleaguetv.com

Altrincham Town Hall is “the closest thing #Altrincham has to a museum” says local MP @SirGrahamBrady - and yet this time next week it could have been sold off by Trafford Council

So Royal Mail have returned this print to me unsellable as they opened, repacked and damaged it. I'm giving it away for free (damage won't be visible when framed) Just: Follow, RT & leave a message as to why you want to own the 80s Last Supper! UK only I'm afraid.

#edutwitter job applications as a career changer and 1st year ECT. Obv my current head is a referee but not sure who to put as previous employer referee. My actual last employer (different industry completely) or my SCITT lead from last year?

White with orange stripe (although would be happy with any of them!) - ladies size 6.5

Why don’t they make This Is Your Life from anymore?! I’d love that to be back on.

I’m pretty sure alex turner used to be from Sheffield. No? #glastonbury2023 #ArcticMonkeys

Sheffield

Dave Grohl gets where water wouldn’t! I love it. #glastonbury2023

#LewisCapaldi simply stunning

When you’re in your 40’s and married with kids I don’t think you can have posters on your bedroom wall. If you could though… surely.

Is she saying quining? I thought it was quinine? SaturdayKitchen

At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them.... #RemembranceDay #RemembranceDay2023 #ArmisticeDay

Whoop whoop!

This rocks so incredibly hard x.com/OliverMaltman/…