Just watched LeBron airball a layup. Real goats know when to hang em up.

Anyone mind if a white boy enjoys a burger in a can this fine Wednesday morning? #English

Fuck you LeBum

2025 poop tracker rolling strong 💪🏼 Don’t ask about how today’s going… #PoopGate

“She can hit her protein” “Alright, so she eats a lot” “She hits her protein a lot. Do I care if it’s grilled chicken or a Twinkie?” “You do not”

EXTEND JUSTIN TURNER

The #67 burrito continues to be my bitch #LANK

Would you rather have your house be the same temperature as a summer port-a-potty, or have the same stench?

John Smoltz and Jason Bennetti rock. #Cubs

WHAT DID BOOG JUST SAY???? #DiggerPhelps

Wow #🪵🪵 Not too often does a Saturday night end with a hand up my woman’s ass, but when it does, I get all the chocolate.

What’s the etiquette on doing a self cup snake? I gotta believe this plays. #LANKing

OH MY GOD. Brian Kelly is targeting the Children’s Hospital!!!! #BKKAK

Absolutely parched at work on this Friday #BKKAK