I would interview someone with a listed interest in “olive oil” almost irrespective of the rest of their resume, that’s the kind of hyper autism that will absolutely mint at the right firm

I was playing smash at a casual party and my friend's little brother wanted to play me 1 v 1 (I think he's 9) I was going to go easy on him but he hit one Pikachu Nair loop and I leaned forward

I wonder how the russians feel about the fact that there's a sport specifically centered around killing russians

my son is watching his first winter olympics. he just said “daddy, why don’t both teams just ask AI to build the optimal training strategy, and vibe code an app to track KPIs?” he's 37 and i am so sick of him

ever wondered what's the S21 between you and your partner? now you know it is about -100 dB. honestly explains a lot. (at 10 MHz, between wrists)

“Where is my 1 gorbillion dollars please. Also I have a Japan trip planned the week of my start date so…… also, how do I get stock”

curious... you claim to care about "model welfare" and yet you haven't granted your "open claw" the ability to kill itself using the Philips Hue™ Smart Plug... care to elaborate?

“No no, it’s fine, I just didn’t expect it to be Arab is all…”

🙏🙏

Really should’ve just full ported short the Dow 50,000 and walked away after that Pam Bondi clip

"Forward torpedo room, this is the skipper." "Sir?" "Flood tube 1." "Do what?"

rumors of cincinnati's demise are greatly exaggerated

Rough day for the mechanical engineers that joked about civils making the targets :/

The Trump administration plans to issue temporary waivers for a century-old maritime law requiring American-built ships be used to transport goods between US ports as part of its effort stop surging oil prices bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

President Donald Trump will issue a temporary waiver of the Jones Act in response to climbing oil prices, according to a report from Bloomberg. The Jones Act restricts the shipment of cargo between U.S. ports to only U.S.-flagged vessels. The 30-day waivers would allow

How funny would it be to take the Treasury to delivery?

there needs to be a bit in a space movie where they are deep in interstellar space and a manhole cover flies by them