As New Year's Day approaches, always remember one thing: holidays are for morons. Only an idiot is going to celebrate a change in calendar years. Stupid people get all excited about stupid things.

There is only one thing that keeps an individual from going insane with all that is happening in the world – and that is a complete disgust for other human beings. It is that feeling of revulsion for humanity that keeps a person from going mad when surrounded by the lunacy of

Although I am now an old man, I still have the same worldview as I did when I was a teenager. I haven’t changed my worldview one bit. I am still just as selfish. I still laugh at the same things. Don’t ever let the masses manipulate your basic personality structure. Never let the

If you are really as emphatic as you constantly tell me, then you would know what I truly need from you: to settle down and to shut the fuck up.

Never seen a Super Bowl game in my life. Not about to start now. The more the establishment tries to encourage the watching of sportsball, the more determined I am to avoid contaminating myself by viewing such stupid mass events.

Never go to the gym. You will hate it as an adult just as much as you did in high school. If you add together all the hours that you spend exercising, you will find (surprise, surprise) that the number is far in excess of all the purported time that you will add to your

I'd rather have the entire human race go extinct than listen to some do-gooder lecture me about caring for other people. I'd rather have mankind disappear from the face of the earth than lift a finger to help my neighbor. Extermination is better than altruism.

If you know that you won't win, then don't bother even trying. If you suspect that you will fail, then don't bother. If there is even a chance that you will not succeed, then you should refuse to do anything. All that busy-busy-busy is not worthy of a wise human being.

Knowing yourself, truly knowing yourself, means accepting your mind & body as it is right now. Attempting to "improve" yourself is a betrayal of your very nature. Like it or not, this is the best you will ever be - and, if you really understand your inner Self, then you

If you are feeling empty and worthless, then helping other people will not give your life any value. Instead of being a completely useless person, you will now become a completely useless person duped by others. Serving your fellow man will simply make you a sucker – it won’t

Tariffs are the economic equivalent of the ghost dance. Just as the American Indians thought some ritual fantasy would restore the great paradise of the past, so modern-day American citizens want to believe that some magical government policy will restore the prosperity of

You can't save the past. It is gone forever. The days of US Steel are over. The era of American manufacturing has finished. The world has moved on. Yes, the decline of the USA is sad, but your nostalgia about the good old days will not make things better. Tariffs will not bring

In a world where you can’t possibly win, the only certain way of not being a loser is to never play the game in the first place.

Disgust is the highest form of awareness. When you feel repulsed by another human being, you are finally able to see that person for what he truly is. When you are revolted by your neighbor, you finally recognize his true nature.

If you get screwed over in life, then that is evidence of your shallowness & stupidity. If someone takes advantage of you, then that just shows your inadequacy & inferiority. Since you can't guard against every possible cheat & con, your best strategy is to minimize all

No, there is nothing more to life than this. An unending boredom is all that you have to look forward to. Eat, sleep, shit - interspersed by pointless drudgery. This is all there is.

If you haven't hurt someone's feelings this afternoon, then you haven't yet accomplished anything today. If you aren't triggering other people, then you aren't aiming right.

The greatest misconception in life is thinking that being depressed will make you feel sad. There is a grim joy in the depths of the gloom. There is always a bleak mirth in the core of the melancholic mind.

Hatred is the most noble emotion that can be expressed by a human being. Unlike every other feeling, hate is a feeling that must be willed into existence. The masses fear hatred simply because they do not have the strength of character to truly loathe their fellow creatures.

The same worthless parents that allow their children to scream in a restaurant, the same clueless parents that allow their kids to run amok in the supermarket, the same useless parents who allow their teenagers to vandalize the neighborhood now expect you to pay more property