Wait his married to his cousin with a child… WHAT! #BBUK

Jenny’s taking Lorraine’s job after this. She getting all the tea, even incest. #BBUK

Nah George is looking like a Victorian corpse in that bathtub. This series is killing me 🤣 #BBUK

George, you’re a complete idiot. He has no idea how devastating drug addiction can be. Get the silly cunt out, I don’t wanna see that ginger bob anymore. #BBUK

Does she genuinely believe she’s the main character of Italy? Like, relax, babe you’re not the Vatican. #BBUK

George is by far the most fame-hungry this series - and, let’s be honest, the biggest cunt while he’s at it. #BBUK

Thoughts in the last 24 hours: Alan Carr is phenomenal. Bring back Chatty Man. The Beckhams are a beautiful family - I love VB. Icon. Thank god George got booted from #BBUK, an absolute troll. Oh, and Charlie Hunnam? Amazing. And hot. #CelebrityTraitors #VictoriaBeckham #Monster

Balvinder is without doubt one of the most improved contestants this series. She commands the dance floor with her incredible acting skills & impressive dancing ability. It’s a shame she’s been under-marked and hasn’t received the support she deserves from the EE fans. #Strictly

Thank heavens for the new format, and thank God Craig was the deciding judge this week. Now, can we PLEASE give Bal the support she actually deserves? The lack of love for her is just ridiculous. #Strictly

Farida genuinely thinks she’s a celebrity doing charity work by appearing on civilian Big Brother - and I can’t get enough! #BBUK

Elsa reckons she sees ghosts all the time, but I think the only thing she’s really seen is the producers’ gullibility. Not one Kim Woodburn sighting yet - she’s a fraud. #BBUK

Farida nominating Teja for not unpacking her suitcase is peak Big Brother energy. Next week someone’s getting nominated for breathing too loud. 😭 #BBUK

Kerry’s the kind of person who mistakes being loud for having a personality. Everything feels so… rehearsed. #BBUK

West End Girl is definitely ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for me - brutal, raw, and completely unfiltered. She's fucking back, init. Lily Allen

Don’t shoot the messenger, but let’s be honest - Shirley’s kind of unlikeable. You were all thinking it! #Strictly

Ah, she’s back - playing the Italian card like it’s a loyalty scheme. #BBUK 😅

Not your average bunny - I bite 🖤 #HappyHalloween #Halloween

I spoke about this a few weeks ago, but I’m absolutely sick of seeing Balvinder in the dance-off. She’s a fantastic dancer with a real feel for musicality, and she performs every single routine with conviction. I’m sold. EastEnders fans - pick up your phones and VOTE! #Strictly

What an extraordinary performance by Alan Carr on #CelebrityTraitors funny, charming, and completely brilliant. The nation’s fallen in love all over again. A true national treasure. Time to bring Chatty Man back! ✨

So proud of the gorgeous Balvinder tonight! She brought her usual strength and commitment after another week of fighting - and this time, she shared her beautiful culture on #Strictly! VOTE VOTE VOTE!