Hate Monday’s man.

Love an early morning

Me 😂

When you listen to a song and it feels like its speaking directly to you

WEEKENDDD whit the fuck are ye playin it Ford Kiernan

Anyone know how I can get intouch with Elon Musk ? #greenoandelon

Hahahahaha x.com/Kelly_Smith02/…

‘Irish Dad’s Reaction to Son Failing the Driving Test’ but it’s performed by an Indie Band (explicit)

Where is Shrek 5!?

“'Voting for the final three places in The Super League is now open. To vote for Ajax text the word 'AJAX' to 83936...”

Mind in primary school when like people used to come in and do plays in the gym hall. Genuinely thought that the Joseph and the technicolour dream coat film was one of them and Donny Osmond was just performing to school kids and someone just filmed it 😂 😂

Make humanity a multiplanet species!

Bring back Ed,Edd and Eddy

Sacked in the morning

⚡️⚡️⚡️ Power to the People ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

I will give away 100,000 dollars tonight. Simply retweet and comment below.

Maybe if I fall in love with my problems they will also leave me

Hi The City of Edinburgh Council are there any exceptions for parking on pavement?