Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat...
Husband: How does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush!
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
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Why do you go on the balcony ?
Wife : "Why do you go on the balcony when I sing ? Don't you like to hear me ?"
Husband : "It isn't that. I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife."
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Akpos Baptized
Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.
AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.
PASTOR: Grace is for females.
AKPOS: What about Disgrace?
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