Kara Rosen with two rice cakes: I like something carby at lunch 🤭 Me scooping hash browns into a baguette using a 12 inch garlic naan: you what

Me keeping up with MUFC’s transfer window #Mufc #INEOS

The guy who did the Microsoft update #outage

You’re a fuckin jinx, lad

Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. All roads lead to Rome

You try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend, and a vacation to go on

Me after saying “Anywhere here will do mate” to the taxi driver

Checked the time at 5:59am when my alarm goes off at 6am.. I am determined to have a bad day

Told the girl at McDonald’s my order was wrong and she started doing the Haka

(having sex with the eye doctor) is this better or worse? better? or worse?

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

Sorry but January doesn’t start until Monday, not having this midweek new year, new me nonsense, I’ll rebrand on Monday.

Majestic

This album made me wanna get divorced when I was 13 years old

Heat

If this is Old Trafford, TalkSport would have an hour long special on it

“This cash machine will charge £1.99 per withdrawal”