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The final paragraph of the three liberals' Dobbs dissent: "With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent. "

being in California or New York will not save you from what’s coming if Republicans retake control of Congress and the White House

.Senator Joe Manchin Sen. Susan Collins blow up the filibuster you cowards

The messaging needs to be clear, consistent and true. “Congress can override what the Supreme Court did and pass a law to legalize abortion. To do that, we need to elect 2 more Democratic Senators and to hold the House. Pres Biden will sign a law codifying Roe if that happens.”

Actually don’t know why fox keeps letter Slayer Pete back on but I’m really really here for it

My love language is texting my friends “does anyone else’s stomach feel a little weird” after 100% of our meals.

We as a nation have: -71 days until midterm elections -53 days until Taylor Swift’s new album drops Here is a checklist to make sure you'll be prepared:

I don’t care about the queen. bring back the Harry styles Chris pine spit day.

Hi! The global Jewish population has still not rebounded from the Holocaust. There were 16.6 million Jews in 1939, then 6 million of us were annihilated in a genocide that happened when "It's A Wonderful Life" came out in movie theaters, and now there are 14.8 million of us.

Begging for Taylor Swift to do to Ticketmaster what she did to Scooter Braun.

New addition to my commute- thanks Mayor Brandon Johnson! Bike Lane Uprising® Chicago, Bike Grid Now!

Ticketmaster should measure verified fans by how many times they’ve soberly open mouth sobbed to The Long Pond Studio Sessions.

ARGENTINA!!! Queue is open!! 🫶🏼

What a shame she’s fucked in the head #ttpdboardmeeting

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (watching grainy clips of #LONDONTSTHEERASTOUR on twitter all weekend)

Petition for all candidates to appear on an episode of Hot Ones. (Walz is heating up a charcoal grill, Kamala is opining on the importance of butter, Trump and Vance both weeping on the first wing, Sean Evans doesn’t remind them not to touch their eyes).

This is more stressful than trying to get tickets to The Eras Tour.

I’m about to jump off every bridge on this album Taylor Nation