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Mountain McCreigh

@mountainmcrae

🇮🇪Wild gosling tryna get back ta the caravan | Biologist | Educator | Queer Poly Dad | Diaspora Gaeilgeoir | PayPal.me/MountainMcCrei…

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Apparently I’m “irresponsible and incompetent” for not knowin which day we had sex resulted in pregnancy. I’m startin ta think settled folk don’t take procreatin very seriously. Like y’all really just go once & hope? That ain’t really “tryin”…

Apparently I’m “irresponsible and incompetent” for not knowin which day we had sex resulted in pregnancy.

I’m startin ta think settled folk don’t take procreatin very seriously. Like y’all really just go once & hope? That ain’t really “tryin”…
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We found this cranberry orange ginger Italian soda on clearance at the store & picked it up coz I like fizzy drinks. But it was just way too ginger forward. It was like a ginger beer somebody whispered “cranberry” over the top of. A shot a citrus Drumshanbo & it’s golden.

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How are these people this fuckin stupid? If I say “no, I won’t give you a ride ta the store”, am I forcin ya ta go hungry? No. Ya have other options ta get food. Ya don’t need a ride from me. Am I a dick? Sure. But I didn’t force ya ta go hungry.

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I didn’t know they could outstupid theyselves like this. Apparently I “forced” my half brothers ta steal meth coz I wouldn’t give em money ta buy meth. So I guess universities forced those rich kids who faked they resumés by not acceptin em based on bein rich?

I didn’t know they could outstupid theyselves like this.
Apparently I “forced” my half brothers ta steal meth coz I wouldn’t give em money ta buy meth.
So I guess universities forced those rich kids who faked they resumés by not acceptin em based on bein rich?
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Root beer with a shot a poitín may be the most Mountain Irish thing I’ve done in a while. And I did laundry in the bathtub with a paddle a couple weeks ago.

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I was leavin work & rolled the window down ta smoke a cigarette. I’ve got Hunting the Wren blastin & some dude shouts “yo gypsy wagon!”—my reputation precedes me—“don’t smoke, you’ll lose your fingers.” I expected culturally insensitive, but that was kinda funny. Dark, but funny.

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Apparently the only way ta respect women is ta tell em how they’s allowed ta structure their own relationships, regardless a what they want. But *I’m* the problem…