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When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

i be accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

how your email finds me

i bet dying before the age of 30 feels good as fuck

Mau P’s “Tesla” truly makes me wonder how many of the younger generation actually got to experience the magic that was an orange Tesla Cause this is a quintessential IYKYK thing

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Paying for ChatGPT premium just to ask stupid questions all day is my favorite new hobby

Ya know sitting on your phone on the toilet for 20 mins at a time really is liberating #womeninmenfields

“nothing beats a jet2 holiday” have you tried dancing in a sweaty warehouse till 7 am

Fergie reviews Red Lobsters new Seafood Boil: "I blacked out. I remember nothing and I'm honestly scared.

Arc fest? On you mean, Midwest music week

Having friends that just casually blow thousands is so funny bc like oooo what did we buy this time 💀

My friends and clients at work are so funny because literally everybody just rides at dawn for me without a question

As a mother: this is me before I leave the house now

Nobody was going to tell me the noise cancelling AirPod pros were like the best thing ever bc I literally cannot hear anything