you know you’re cooked when THEIR VOICE turns you on

i'm really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

when you’re talking to a 10 and she starts sending selfies without you asking

masculine urge to tie her shoes for her

got called a good boy and it lowk did something to me #watdatmean

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

the highest form of compliment you can recieve from a neurodivergent is you being an exception to their social battery

ROS by Mac Miller

“It’s been a long-ass week” — me, in the middle of Monday.

We never deserved Mac Miller

this meal prep shit easy

sitting in a discord vc & gaming all night IS a date btw

some girls be so pretty u jus gotta be corny

Man😭

girls will use their ult "so you hate me" and win every argument