You know you’re at Conservative conference when the posh French Champagne doesn’t come by the bottle, or the case, but by the trolley-load.

Please don't retweet this, 30p hates it. Respect his feelings! 😉

Latest poll ratings for mid-Bedfordshire CON: 32% (-28) LAB: 29% (+7) LDM: 23% (+10) GRN: 4% (-) Lib-Dem and Green voters vote Labour. If not then the #Tories will win and they will crow it is a victory for them and message of approval for their record.

Andrew Neil I like the beat...

The Tory party attracts sexual offenders like a magnet.

Citizens of the United Kingdom. It is our solemn duty to start eating Tunnock’s delicious products as much as possible. A world without Tunnock’s would not be worth living in! Please retweet.

Rarely am I incandescent, rarely do I use bad language on here, but: ‘What the absolute f***? As an organisation Ofsted is there any humanity in you? Stick your one day training where the sun does not shine. Leadership of your organisation is not fit for purpose. #RuthPerry

Johnny Mercer Johnny Mercer pays his wife @mercer_felicity £45,000 a year from taxpayers money. Never had a response as to why she is paid this by him and what she actually does for it. How does that sit with you ? It's your money.

Absolutely - fucking cheating. x.com/robbiemeakin/s…

Health minister ⁦⁦Gillian Keegan⁩ husband’s firm was given £24MILLION in Government contracts. Michael Keegan was also the head of Fujitsu the firm behind the Post Office IT scandal Horizon. Do you get it yet? #MrBatesVPostOffice dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

No words… because I’m laughing so much!

Hope you’re having a good day West Brom fans, let’s not forget Cunha took the absolute piss out of you all in your own ground 👍

🐺 #wwfc

Rishi Sunak has just published his tax return. He earned over £2.2 MILLION last year. But he paid just 23% in tax. That's the same rate of tax a teacher pays. Our tax system is rigged in favour of the super-rich. It's time to make them pay their fair share!

British Gas operating profit increased TEN FOLD from £72m to £751m Ofgem/Govt helped it pick pockets of captive customers. People struggling to heat and eat, no curbs on profiteering, exec pay, dividends and share buyback. Nationalise energy. archive.ph/ngrWv

Of course we are in a recession! They build nothing… Create nothing… And refuse to invest in the country or the workforce. Instead, they pilfer the public purse for themselves! How can the country grow when those leading it are only interested in their own personal wealth?

Banks making record profits… Energy firms making record profits… Govt pulling the strings to make sure we fork out heavily for both …is it clicking yet?

Syd Barrett with one of his paintings, 1964

BREAKING NEWS: Tory MP Paul Maynard accused of misusing taxpayers' money Rp

Michelle Mone can be expelled from the House of Lords by a simple majority vote in the Commons, and then in the House of Lords. Like if she needs to go. RT if she has to go.