get that p2c merch while you still can, noids.

Gandalf's 5-step method for performing a quasi-exorcism on a friend bewitched by sinister forces. This might be surprisingly applicable in 2024.🧵

on a bulk which means I’m eating cake while watching Layne Norton, PhD videos

I had a sex dream about a popular YouTube fitness influencer* last night which means I probably have brain rot from too much gym. *if you’re wondering, it’s The Nice One 🥝. not my usual type but the unconscious wants what it wants I guess

I think I need to become a findom

it’s been a brutal few months but at least I have Jim

I’m in this and I don’t like it

today is a good day to retro-sigil to heal your past. post by my amazing friend orchis: orchis8.substack.com/p/retro-sigils

Dogs proclaiming, “If you have a body, you are an athlete,” and adding on reflection, “If you do things, you are an undertaker.”

today’s vibe:

This is amazing. Thank you, @mpgPhD

a gotcha day party for the stinky princess

I spent the past week and half in the Amazon installing environmental sensors and training community members on their usage and maintenance and like holy shit what even is my life.

if intentions don’t work how come my buddy Tim got that big ass bag of shrimp? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

I want to do this for my next bday so bad.