To all the hockey rink moms out there…we did it!!! Season done!

Dear bacon manufacturers, Why have we yet not evolved the packaging with a ziplock feature?

This little girl must be protected at all costs. She is the future. 😭😭😭

For Mother’s Day, I’d like to not be bombarded with with Father’s Day ads.

In typical patriarchal fashion, Father’s Day ads are taking over SM before Mother’s Day has even happened.

My morning alarm is now either Hulk Hogan or The Rock’s theme song

I’m at the age where I save used aluminum foil and wash ziplock bags.

**Me feeling good about drinking Matcha** 4: That looks like zombie puke

Saw this on fb and it made me laugh because WHERE IS THE LIE? 😆 (credit unknown)

Husbands everywhere: “I’m going to tighten this jar so tightly that only I can open it”

Looking at a picture of Cristiano Ronaldo 5: (with the most adorable lisp) He haths a theven-pack

5: Mom do wishes come true? Sometimes they do! 5: Oh Noooooooooooooo!! Why? What did you wish? 5: Because I wished I was a tree!

non aesthetic things Why 😂

Adulting is getting excited about a new phone case.

“Did you want me to save this bottle for bottle-flipping?” is something I say now.

The older I get, the more Canadian I sound.

I woke with an urgent burning question: Is 5 cent candy still 5 cent candy?