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This is how Christopher Cobb and I like to #tuesday

I know you’re seeing a lot of this these days. Help in any way you can, please. This is a rough time for everyone, but those in our industry are getting hit particularly hard. I ❤️ my pastis family and we will ride (serve frites) again! Link in bio (if I can figure out how)

Tray fries are my bae fries..... Pastis

One is a mask. The other is a chin guard. No one told you to wear a chin guard. Wear a mask.

We know it’s hot. COVID doesn’t care. Wear a mask. Not around your chin. Feeling hot is bad — COVID is worse.

It’s Saturday night. Party like it’s Monday. Or like you have a big exam tomorrow. Or like you have a 6am wake up call. Be smart. Be safe.

My heart goes out to Mike Pence and the entire Pence family on the tragic news of the upcoming Vice Presidential debate.

Reminder: Wearing a mask on the NYC Subway or the bus isn’t optional. It’s mandatory. Respect your fellow riders and wear your mask (PROPERLY!). #MaskUp

Yet another reason to wear your mask properly. x.com/anthonysarti11…

"Be afraid of COVID," New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo says, following Pres. Trump tweet telling Americans not to be afraid of the coronavirus. abcn.ws/3d2TGmo "I think he's right now doing a public disservice."

C'mon Donald—you didn't read my book, everyone knows you don't read. There are lessons to learn & you still haven't. With 8.2M+ Americans infected, you are the #1 super-spreader. Enjoy life in FL (POS rate 12%) in 2 weeks; NY (POS rate 1.1%) won't miss you​. PS- Wear a mask.

No host likes shooting promos, especially for a phone version of their hit game show, but Trebek did them with good humor. So long, Alex, and fuck 'em.

President Trump didn’t start this yesterday. He started it 4 years ago. When you spread hatred & distrust & division—don’t be surprised at the ugliness. This is the result of years of appealing to the worst in human nature & preying on fear. He deserves universal condemnation.

So this is finally a safe place again. #permanentlysuspended

You can still get asymptomatic covid and infect others after getting vaccinated. So keep wearing a goddamned mask. And stop coughing without covering your mouth. Preferably into your elbow. Be a good human. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Hi, Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo. Thank you for a lot of stuff the past year and a half. But getting rid of to-go cocktails for restaurants, just because we are no longer in a ‘state of emergency’? Many restaurants and bars are STILL in a state of emergency, and you’ve just removed a lifeline.

internet hall of fame Keanu Reeves describes a perfect day

You nailed it. Period! x.com/theonion/statu…

I've been picking apples in the autumn since before it was cool to post about it on Instagram.