We just had group sex with Prince. At least I think it was Prince. Either that or a random dude in a pink shirt. It was mediocre.

Nevermind. Prince is at home, and the midget that cleans Elke's pool is pressing charges. #bandfail

We have tickets! Jan 3 at the Olympia. Low, low price of 10 grams of cracked black pepper. Get at us if you want one or ten!

#picklemilk Happy New years from the Molly Be Damned family.

Bitches are many things. Ho's and tricks are just two of them. #RetconDre

We only fuck tha police if they're sexy. #RetconDre

Gently place it down like it's room temperature. #retconsnoo

Coming soon...

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Our sophmore album "Rise" is coming very soon. First single dropping soon. Get your earpussies ready....

mollybedamned.bandcamp.com/album/rise

Thank you guys so much for all the love these past few days! The Funky's kids were amazing, and the Chilliwack crowd was awesome as hell!

In case you missed it........ mollybedamned.bandcamp.com/album/rise

So.....Y'all should come to this show.