media-adjacent POV

feel compelled to clarify that when I wear a puffer vest it’s not in a gorpcore way, but rather an homage to early 2000s mcbling-era rap music videos

“walked so he could run” et al

in a team meeting hoping my coworkers can’t see the reflection of my realreal obsessions page in my glasses

thought of three tweets en route to the airport, the mind is amazing

flight attendant hit me with the miss and not a ma’am, united is working overtime for some good word of mouth

born to putz around, forced to work

thinking about the perfect chicago moment at our matrimonial house party when it’s time for the percolator transitioned into twin peaks’ making breakfast

we don't talk enough about how everybody loves raymond was just blue collar frasier

when lil wayne said skinny jeans and vans, I felt that

hit someone with a "thanks obama" today, felt great

this post has since been removed but I’ve been thinking about it all day

kind of wild how one of the most innocuous rap songs of the early 2000s (grillz) has the line “got a bill in my mouth like I'm hillary rodham”

the lowball offer doesn't hit the same when the poshmark seller wraps your item in cute packaging + sends a thank-you note

you're in her DMs, I'm buying her the 1994 issue of the new yorker with a chloe sevigny feature, we are not the same

the economy is down but the vibes are so up

something that we don’t talk enough about is how pitchfork was responsible for chief keef violating his probation. wild they came back from that at all

I love seeing beautiful women wearing beautiful outfits in my beautiful city on a spring day

as the sun sets on june, I am here reflecting on these two seminal albums for the complexly sensitive + fun girls celebrating milestone anniversaries