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Why is it that I only find the non-frequent travelers carrying a neck pillow at the airport? Ma’am do you think you’ll be sleeping as you arrived hours early to the airport?

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Are boomers dumb or are they trying to play some psych experiment on us millennials to make us think we’re still kids? I keep getting told I’m a girl or part of a young couple…Sir I’m a grown ass woman with home insurance and treating my dog for anxiety.

Are these the warning signs that we should flee this country before a war or dictatorship occur?!

Ultimate ppl-do you like spirit circles? And why?

My motivation level to win increased greatly with the promise of a champagne spray

I’m giving myself a gold star today as I didn’t yell at the child who touched me with his feet on the plane. Mind you he put his boogers on his feet. I made sure there was no booger transfer to me

I travel to CA at least once a month and today Im having a very California morning-Açaí bowl, iced coffee, and bob Marley in a coffee shop at PB

Unpopular opinion: I like the Midwest gloomy days. I’m a pale bitch and I like not having the sun attack me so brightly.

Petty bitch activity: Blocking recruiters from companies that put smiley faces in their outreach emails. Lead with salary instead of a smile

Best part of Bachelorette this season was the David Puddy cameo

You know it’s time to retire from club ultimate when you’re more excited about the hot tub at regionals than playing. LAST HURRAH!

Finally not ignoring my ultimate injuries and I can’t decide if I’m just old, I coped with the pain too long, or does lagree just make me hyper aware of every injury I overcompensated with another body part

Finally bought a home so I got Nextdoor to see if people post neighborly things like block parties and volunteering opportunities. Instead they post racial profiling comments and republicans.

German shepherds give republican vibes. And that’s probably why our dog hates them.

I know nobody reads my responses to the republican propaganda texts, but it gives me joy to argue their unrealistic claims.

I got one of the last cornbread mixes at WholeFoods and fully thought I could get jumped on my way home for it.

KTD BFF 👯‍♀️ out of retirement! She will stare into your soul if you don’t throw to her when she’s reasonably open.

When a white woman from Iowa, Caitlin Clark taunts the other team during a game it’s “funny” and “part of competition”. When a black woman from Louisiana, Angel Reese, decides to do it back, she’s “not showing sportsmanship” and “disgusting”. If you ever needed an example of

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