Only 2 days until MockMas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎄🎅🎅🎄🎅🎅🎅🎄🎅🎅🎄🎅🎄

"You should be chasing after your captains asking them to hear your flex crosses!!! Kate does it! Not in that whiny ass way; in a good way"

"In Soviet Russia, scuba dives you."

Congratulations to A team for advancing out of regionals. And congrats to @k8ersgonk8 for her TWO individual awards. Both teams worked hard

"I do enjoy dabbling in witnesses that are not mine" #howmockersgettheirkicks @k8ersgonk8

"Oh my god we leave for ORCs in 13 hours.." "I'm going to vomit" "Sometimes I sleep for 13 hours!" #ticktock #vibin

Hey Lee Allen , there is a #NineForIX documentary on ESPN that you might be interested in #NitrogenNarcosis

Former #Mock president Chris Schneck expressed insightful thoughts on R. E. Lee's legacy and W&L. Worth a read! chris-schneck.squarespace.com/blog/2015/7/7/…

I don't know what was wrong with this handle W&L Mock Trial #EyeOfTheTiger #MocktoberFest #OGMockers #MockTrialFD #Woodford Beth Belmont

.W&L Mock Trial Mock Twitter showdown? Are you sure? I have been mocking longer than you have been drinking beer giphy.com/gifs/reaction-…

.W&L Mock Trial I don't know how old you are, and I don't care. I just know one thing #PlaintiffRests #YourWitness pic.x.com/AUupcZJsWG

Homecoming is the Rocky IV of the alumni world. You're out of the game -- but get brought back in for one more fight W&L Mock Trial #wluYAW

Coming back to lex, I feel less like Rocky and more like Micky: grizzled vet. Over the hill. Looking to pass wisdom.Hoping for a last hurrah

Masculinity shouldn't involve deleating the different. ESPN: Choosing Goodell Over Grantland shar.es/15sYHt via The Good Men Project

This handle has been taken over by an anonymous alum for election night. No tweets reflect official mock W&L opinions, stances, or beliefs.

Everyone #buckleup. #twodrinksin. Chris Schneck John Houser

@SamCuddleston Sam Gibson How many of these genders are going to have gender-neutral names? #mockquestions #needtoknow

Standing with Rasmussen as he drinks to the president-elect! #murica

No polls have closed yet, already a flood of people pledging to move abroad.

Was just asked who is winning election. I don't know, but I know who is losing! #murica