lawyers kan officers of the court, tapi napa i takleh masuk toilet dan guna tangga yang ada tulis "untuk kakitangan Mahkamah sahaja" 😔

When the Judge greets opposing counsel by their first name and asks how their children are doing

Laporan dedah prestasi buruk peguam baharu dalam CLP #FMTNews #FMTBerita freemalaysiatoday.com/category/bahas…

*Jarjit Singh as a lawyer* Jarjit: Dua...tiga...biri-biri..Yang Arif....saya mau tarik diri (Mohon dilepaskam sebagai peguam bela OKT)

stop fucking sending this to me it wasn’t me

#SanJose Taktik penyeludupan dadah ke penjara menggunakan ejen comel gagal apabila seekor kucing berjaya ditahan ketika cuba melompat pagar dengan dadah dilekatkan pada badannya. hmetro.com.my/global/amerika…

I think the current firm I'm working for practice discrimination. They only hire good looking people. Like me 🗣️ 😋😂🤣😬😏

"Not unanswerable" can mean "answerable," but it's weaker or more cautious. It's often used when you don’t want to fully commit to saying something that is may be clearly answerable.

Today I passed a kidney stone. It was painful. But I made it. Time to make a linkedin post about overcoming hardship.

SPRM | Pelbagai aset termasuk tas tangan berjenama, barangan kemas, kereta mewah dan wang tunai bernilai RM32 juta disita daripada seorang Tan Sri yang disiasat Suruhanjaya Pencegahan Rasuah Malaysia (SPRM) berkaitan penyelewengan dana sukuk pembinaan lebuh raya di Lembah Klang.

Every lawyer, ever: “FINAL.doc” “FINAL_v2.doc” “FINAL_v3.doc” “FINAL_v17_ACTUALLY_FINAL.doc”

MACC seizes six luxury homes worth RM12m, thoroughbred horse in sukuk funds scandal involving ‘Tan Sri’ malaymail.com/news/malaysia/…

I should stop doing literal reading.

"You're a lawyer. You probably read the 900-page tax reform bill, right?" Non-tax lawyers:

I have had this exact nightmare:

1000x Why women get Ls Yes, he made a good decision. Her passionate kiss and intimate onstage behavior with Romeo Santos breached marital trust and fidelity after 10 years. Divorce upholds self-respect and avoids further betrayal, as confirmed by her own admission of getting "carried away."

Court affirms dismissal of libel suit against Rewcastle Brown on technicality #FMTNews #FMTEng freemalaysiatoday.com/category/natio…

Judge - Defendant’s motion for summary judgment is granted Me, a Plaintiff’s lawyer - your honor may I approach. Judge - you may approach Me - *whispers* why do you hate me?