When your January 6th lunch is not what you wanted. #trumpthebaby

He’s not wrong.

Go get em!

4 days to get your discounted tickets!

(Overhead in Florida) Knock knock. Who’s there? The Feds.

What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo

Ok Minnesota, this is the first Halloween since gummy’s became legal. Be sure you’re handing out the correct ones from your stash tonight.

Tools of the season.

Thank you Coldplay for reinforcing why I don’t care for your music. Aliens? Wtf.

Middle age hip hop is the shit! Loving this set.

WTF Tennessee!!

It’s Fan Appreciation Weekend and we want to show a little love to our virtual fans! 🚨 Repost for a chance to win a #MNTwins and Caribou Coffee beanie! 🚨

Here is George Clooney response after Trump accused him of being a "Hollywood elite." "Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut

That missed extra point has my stomach in knots. #GoPack #GoPackGo

For reference, exactly zero kids have died this year from being read to by a drag queen.

A flag football game has broken out. #GBvsPHI

Kamala Harris just released the best political ad that I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is what really matters.