Him: I’m sorry your work’s been so crazy recently Me: I’m a teacher. It’s always crazy. This week has actually been pretty nice.

Any tips on cleaning suede-ish shoes? I got rained on at work.

Monday felt like Wednesday, Tuesday somehow also felt like Wednesday, and at this point I have transcended time and it no longer feels like a day at all. My coworkers agree it has been A Week. I plan on doing Nothing tomorrow.

One of my eighth graders stabbed a cricket with a pencil today.

URGENT prayer request! Friends, I’m asking for your prayers for my daughter Lauren, who has one kidney with CKD and lupus nephritis. She’s currently in the hospital, her kidney function has dropped another 10 points in 3 weeks time. Lauren is only 33 and the mother of 3! Thank

My earbuds weren’t in my purse when I went to the gym, so I mentioned the fact to an acquaintance of mine who worked there and *she changed the music on the overhead speakers for me* God bless my gym

Today, my ninth graders taught me how those little paper football things work. I am a grown adult. Why are those things so much fun?

My knickknacks are not safe

I actually want to give my future kids basically the exact same educational experience that I had, because I loved it and it worked well

Happy birthday Agatha Christie

I made six meals’ worth of chicken last night. When I went to my parents’ house for lunch today, guess what their only leftovers were? Chicken. I shall be chickened to death before the week is out.

Thursday is our first “enrichment day” (basically the kids just have fun/do educational stuff that isn’t schoolwork) and in the weekly Sunday email the boss said “we’ll get you the plans for that later this week!” Ma’am I want to know if I’m chaperoning a field trip or not

They had pudding in the cafeteria for lunch ♥️♥️♥️

I finally cleaned the hairball out of my laundry basket so I can fold last week’s laundry

Aaand my Wi-Fi’s down. I guess I’ll have to spend my evening knitting.

My alarm woke me up from the weirdest dream…I was on vacation and in some sort of race with my friend’s sister, except that we were both wearing Halloween costumes, and then there was a weird bit with my ex trying to save some migrating eagles?