ROAD TRIP! It's 46 degrees in Yark and the lakes are all drying up. That's all supposed to be underwater.

Funerals are shit horrible. Don't know why people put people thru them. Completely baffling.

It is currently this hot

20 minutes later at 5.15pm it went up a degree to 46 degrees. Excellent. Weather forecast is for snow tomorrow in Tasmania, it's ok though cause ScoMo assures me there's no climate emergency

I'm going to give a discount to farmers/people from rural areas. Driving from VIC to NSW and back and stopping every hour, you realise the meaning of heat & drought. They must be heartbroken yet their resilience keeps shining. I will put it together on my website when I get back.

I've gotta get up for uni at 6am and don't finish until 8pm. Thursdays good mood is cancelled for the next 13 weeks 😫

Some dick is lying on the train tracks so trains are cancelled so they've cancelled trains & I'm late for my mental health class (ironically) at uni. Does anyone know how long it takes 2 walk from Canterbury 2 City?

5 hours later and the trains are still f*cked from the dude who likes to be dead on the railway tracks.

My neighbors called their newborn son Hugh. HUGH.

I shop at 3am & I was just at Woolworths. There were cars lined up & people fighting waiting for toilet paper! I walk in & staff pull me aside & gave me 4 packs they said they saved for staff, old, disabled & people they like 😆

Ur allowed 4 packs of toilet paper at a time. That's 96 rolls or 17,280 sheets. If 17,280 sheets of toilet paper doesn't last u a year, YOU'RE WIPING UR ARSE WRONG! I do toilet training & happy to teach u how to wipe ur arse properly for $650 per hour. Ur welcome 😆

The moral to the story is always be nice to people you don't think matter because when the shit hits the fan, they will have your back(side). Thank you Woolworths staff, ur absolutely lovely 😊 suck a turd car park dwellers, I got toilet paper & you didn't 🖕

Little known fact: HIV is still criminalised in Victoria

I just watched someone buy 68kgs of mince. Every little bit the butcher had in the shop. They pretty much only have 6 chicken wings left now.

Fortunately I am mostly vegetarian and the masses hate tofu. Vegetarians for the win this virus 😆

Was so excited to hear that the passing of the Decriminalisation of SW in Victoria. No longer are so many beholden to greedy establishments and their owners with their threats and hands out to take 1/3-1/2 of workers income. This day couldn’t come any sooner

Ugly mugs like MJ no longer have a place in the industry, no longer can workers be coerced into doing 16 hour shifts while being threatened with cancelling the rest of their weeks shifts

No more vandalism to property of workers including the slashing of tires by one UM establishment owner but no more physical harm or harassment via 3rd parties either. No more petty council calls, no more sending the police to harass private workers.

Know I personally revel in your future demise, here’s to all the UM establishment owners of Victoria #DecrimVic #SWisrealwork