Good job.

I'm smart enough to know that I'm not lucky.

A puzzle not put together isn't broken. It's just not finished yet.

I don't get much pleasure out of waking up early, but I absolutely despise waking up late.

I believe that Halloween is the one night every year that I actually go to bed early.

Black licorice is god awful.

I don't even like my own opinions sometimes.

I woke up at 4am craving chicken salad. I have spent the last 2 hours making said chicken salad.

Nutella is a premium chocolate.

I strive to someday get the same pleasure out of life that my dog does.

Just because you can; does not mean that you should.

I might actually do something productive today. Might.

I envy the people that can just fall asleep when they want to without any issues.

Cold pizza is a breakfast food.

The hardest part about going to the gym is actually going to the gym.

I love hoodie season.

There is a difference between "could not" and "did not".

"I burn bridges like an arsonist"

The amount of things that I don't do for no apparent reason is absolutely astonishing.

I envy those who can actually go to bed and wake up when they want to.