You missed one Sadiq Khan

Shout out to Shelly!

Mad to think this extraordinary creature was shot just metres from a shooting estate. The landowner and gamekeepers will be furious that yet another bird has decided to die and dispose of it's own tag so close to a grouse moor.

simple pleasures

6 years since this Tory election leaflet, a design classic

I've been trying to figure out who's been stealing the parsley from my container garden and folks I think we just cracked this case wide open:

Men have to be more likable than cats & safer than bears and they are very angry about that.

Reminder that 75% of cat memes are about what assholes they are & bears are... bears.

Pingu hairdryer. Need. instagram.com/pingu_museum

would die for him

Spare a thought for poor Count Binface this Thursday. Years spent establishing himself as a joke candidate for London mayor, and then the Tories run Susan Hall.

Russell Brand Has Turned To Jesus And Jesus Is Thrilled About It

largest turd yet spotted in Thames

Stairs, but make them so I could potentially puncture both my lungs before I do a bit of admin x

OMG, more video of Ruang eruption in Indonesia tonight. No sound sadly. I hope everyone is ok!!

Via: Angel Mangoto on facebook

My monthly magazine, The Neil Deal, featuring all the latest Neil goss, reader’s Neils, and my famous wordsearch. A top secret Neil Club card, a fuzzy googly eyed Neil badge, and a dog eared jazz mag (Fiesta or Razzle), subject to availability.

As Betjeman once observed:
“Come friendly sharks and swim to Britain,
We’re sorry that all the bays have shit in.”

New Crow Time > POETRY [1/4] 🎀

There’s still spaces on the 15th May Glasgow Geol Soc trip to the National Museums Scotland collections centre, to tour the palaeobiology & earth systems collections! Afterwards you can head to Granton beach, where me & Dr Neil Clark will be talking about the awesome geology

I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever