You can't play hide n seek with toddlers. "I'm right here!!"

I wish someone would flock me #flockme #iwanttobeflocked

I don't always snap a great photo, but when I do, I share it on social media

You'll get 12 cavities alright if you eat cupcakes

Just when you are finally done and relieved that the day is over, your husband reminds you that you have to do it all over again tmrw.

TIL you can't tip the employees at Home Depot for their help. He wouldn't take my money. #hardworkers #homedepot

@ImALWAYSJK I'll say what I want as much as I want

Nothing like that panic that sets in when you think your car is stolen only to realize you drove your husbands car

Now I know what people do on the weekend...shop at wegmans and BJ's. Omg this is ridiculous.

"Mom, where is our sitting room?".....I think they've been watching too much Peppa Pig. 😕🐷

Im pretty sure my family and I are the only people on the face of the planet that haven't watched Frozen. And I'm not about to change that

It really is the most wonderful time of the year

The majority of my thoughts that I wish to tweet happen while driving, and by the time I've reached my destination I've forgotten 😕

"Mommy, are we gonna take a bath?" Idk ask daddy. "I can't, because daddy said no" he cracks me up

I wish cops would do child car seat safety checks the same way they do sobriety checkpoints. I see too many children not buckled in right.

2 tweets in one day. A record! Make that 3 tweets

My son just asked me why I'm dressed like a princess #thatsmyboy #princessmommy #pretty 💁👸👑

At the store I overheard a grandmother tell her grandson that he can't have a jump rope because it's for girls :/

The angry grandma. Everyone knows one

very important topic #summersafety I am a CPST and I am following along to learn more