Met and chatted with Gary Delaney: New tour now on sale last night at a gig I was working at. Brilliantly funny set as expected but also just a thoroughly lovely man.

Looks like @MarkStanley12 has been speaking to Soap Opera Digest....👀 #TriggerPoint

Tell me you don't know how vaccines work without telling me you don't know how vaccines work.

Who took the jam out of my doughnut? Tesco, that's who 😭. Cruel, cruel lies and deceit.

Happy "I'm an ignorant arsehole" Day!

I could watch these ALL DAY. My kids are obsessed 😅.

GLORIOUS.

Exceptional. Loving the Aldi Stores UK-esque sass of the Labour social media/Comms team right now.

Election Special: 1. The Economy

The day started with someone smacking into my car on a roundabout, and ended with an Esther McVey leaflet through my letterbox. Not sure which is more despicable to be honest.... #GeneralElection2024

This is absolutely abhorrent. I'm not surprised, but what a disgusting bunch of racist, homophobic scabs. A vile party with damaging and idiotic views.

Just heard someone on the radio from Reform saying there's no room for racists in the party. Is there now a waiting list?

Glorious.

Don't worry, I'll never regret voting you and your scumbag party out. I'm practically giddy!

It's "Vote the B*stards Out" Day!! 🥳

Such a shame but so close. Well done Ryan, a testament to you and your campaign that it was so closely fought.

A piece for Gretchen Weiners, a partial Spring Fling Queen.....

Attention Tom Fletcher! This is "Goose" Gossage. My daughter, Jasmine, is ecstatic to learn that something really does rhyme with sausage 🤭 #spaceband

If you like Ghosts, please vote for this! What an awesome set!x

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