Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

Baseball is both a perfect game and a broken game. You can’t end a series that way.

Never had a doubt. Bing bong. #Knicks

10:30am is this Person’s Time of the Year.

CDC just said you only need to quarantine if you on a ventilator. But if ya ventilator got wheels and a battery pack you gotta take yo ass to work.

“ WFH “

Jimmy Kimmel talking about Bob Saget will break you.

Going to be incredible when Tom Brady comes out as No. 30 in the Royal Rumble tonight.

Asian nations have been intermittently masking for many years and now, only now, do we understand the famously poor academic performance of their children.

SEO never sleeps

And here is Zelensky as the voice of Paddington 🐻

I. Am. Deceased.

I love the “f this I’m tired of this one hour less sleep” bipartisan energy

WHAT. ARE. THESE. LISTS. #oscars

You take editing out of the Oscars and this is what happens

This is the gravest, most unforgivable take