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bob wired got me in tears this generation is fried😭

just had three beers and i really fucking love my ex. Jason, i really really love you and think we could work this out

its all about the he says she says bullshit

Babe. Listen to me. That fucking crow learned how to imitate a grindr notification. Hes been out to get me ever since we moved here u have to believe me.

We should bring back playing gay porn on gay bar TVs and smoking inside

call me crazy but i think being a masochist submissive as a woman is the real vanilla

Oh wow you can either put this in the oven for an hour or microwave it for 30 seconds. Damn that's a tough one

Clubbing with someone you have the intention to sleep with is so lit!!!!

My coworkers be giving it their all & I be on instagram

You think you’ve seen gold diggers until you see a male friendship group where only 1 of them has made it

American trying to explain white supremacy: "Okay, imagine a burger-"

black incel snape is going to bully a little white boy over his failed swirler fantasies and malfoy about to call a brown girl a filthy mudblood. this gonna be worse than a tyler perry production.

this picture makes me want to get addicted to opiates sooooooo bad

Generational hate watch

this is genuinely my favorite tweet in the history of this app