Donald J. Trump We know you’re finding it difficult to accept the election result so we projected it onto your golf course with some familiar music

Stop making shitty covers of classic tracks. Please.

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Thank god Frankie Boyle Updates prepared us for this. I for one am prepared to welcome the UK's new art form and look forward to the Tate's dystopian cum galleries. BBC iPlayer #NewWorldOrder inews.co.uk/news/brexit/no…

NPR's Tiny Desk Concert series has reached an all time low. Donald J. Trump NPR Tiny Desk Concerts

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Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CJO1wPwg7b3/…

Why is NHS being told they can’t allow TV cameras in to show how real and devastating the new surge in Covid really is? We’re on the brink of catastrophe and yet authorities would rather we didn’t know.

Refusing to believe anything you're told, doesn't make you cleverer than the rest of us. Recognising the times when you are actually being told the truth is a crucial skill.

Journalists! Hi! Stop covering him. After this just let him scream into Newsmaxx and OANN and tweet from Florida and that’s it. He got into office because you made him the story. Turn off the spotlight and let him wither. And his sons. Let them scream into the void. Thank you.

On the plus side, the rioters refuse to wear masks, so they’ll be readily identifiable

[Childish Gambino intensifies]

White privilege has peaked.

If I wake up tomorrow and @Twitter hasn't deleted the Donald J. Trump account I will be pretty damned upset

LMAO Donald J. Trump

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Elon Musk I made 600k on dogecoin between yesterday and today, I’ll be giving 1k$ in doge to the ones who follow me and retweet this tweet

Can someone please explain to me why M&S want me to kick my washing machine door in?